BUTT HOLE

So I took the kids to the bank so they can turn in their coins, trying to coax them into depositing it into THEIR accounts was a bust, So I agreed they could take THEIR money and buy what THEY want at the store. We ended up at Super Target and Logan is dead set on buying a wii game. All he is talking about is Sonic. So I had the fabulous idea that if both kids put their money together they could get a super cool game.. (MARIO CART) Logan has been asking for this game for Months, and for some reason today he was determined NOT to get.. Well Joe Morgan and I were determined TO get it. Before hitting the Wii game isle, Logan was being a butt while he and Morgan were talking constantly saying "butt hole (not something I'm proud of ) I repeatedly told him to stop. Finally Joe took him to the side to sit in a time out in the middle of Super Target. As we are in the game isle the 3 of us are saying anything we can to get him to choose OUR game.. and by the way.. Morgan is one smart cookie, she refuses to spend HER money on a wii game knowing that Logan will use his, and she will get to play for FREE! I am saying anything I can to get him not to choose whatever game he is looking at, at that moment. for instance, Logan is looking at a haunted mansion game... My response is " no that will give you nightmares " OK I KNOW BAD MOMMY!! Finally Joe looks at Logan and Say's " Logan remember when I said you were grounded from the wii for 2 days for saying potty words", well if you get this game, you won't be grounded anymore and you can play it all day tomorrow." With a big HUFF Logan Say's "FINE" and walks off.. Joe follows him and Say's " good choice buddy, and I'll even let you say ONE potty word.." Logan looks up to think about it and Say's "BUTT HOLE!" AND THE MOTHER AND FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO... JOE AND JENNI BOTTO!

Toilet Troubles

Any ideas on how many times a 5 year old can clog up the toilet and flood the bathroom? So far we are at 2 in 2 days! Its never a good thing when your child comes to you and say's " mom, I went poop, and it was a big poop, I flushed it but now the toilet is full of water.... I tried to fix it but I can't." OH JOY so here I go to see what the damage is, as I walk into the bathroom and notice the rug is soaked, there are towels all over and a wet plunger, not to mention about 2 inches of water just sloshing around. At this point I am extremley grateful that the poop made it down the draine before the flood!